julho 22, 2004

Ontem, Daily Show.

The only King We Have is Jesus (A Previously unearthed Gospel Song accredited to John Ashcroft)

As I told the Bob Jones students seated white and black apart
This nation is unique not like the rest
As I faced those Godly Youngsters I told them from the heart
Just why this land will always be the best
The only King We Have is Jesus and I feel blessed to bring that News.
The only King we have is Jesus I can't explain why we have Jews 
 
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Tron schlect God dreeb nah hope alouf nock
Dar Popish flarj jar darky heeb
 
(The homosexual lifestyle could make our Jesus weep
He loathed their jokes about which cheek to turn
Yes Jesus came to teach with whom we are to sleep
Ignore that and you'll go to hell and burn) 
 
Calvin Trillin (humorista do The Nation e do The New Yorker)